"This retired Irish Firefighter wishes one and all a Happy St. Paddie's Day and that you find your pot of gold where you least expect it, sort of like I did with Pete and my 83 ounce gold nugget up here in the Buffalo Hump country. Go fetch a bottle of fine Irish spirits and we'll have ourselves a jig with the jug!"
Jack...Erin go Bragh!
Note: Never trust an Irishman with a jug. He'll drink it all.